I’m a Syentist Now
I’m a syentist now
i’m a syentist now
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giddy
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This is a scientific paper i just wrote thought you may want to see it before it gets posted in some of the biggest scientifical journal magazine newspaper bulletins there are on my street.Please try not to be intimidated by my technical terms no one expects you laypeople to understand such complicated theories, just trust me it is very much on the cutting edge of things that involve complicated theories.— – ———— One of the areas I am looking into to gathering further data is davids brain wave detection.There do not seem to be any brain waves present I base this on the fact that david is using a piece of gum he found under a table at denny’s as a brain. This implies that ignorance and david are interrelated (duh) but it also implies that Alpha waves may be the secret of our soul, since david does not seem to have one this does not apply. The problem is, how to measure free air that flows from davids mouth and to know that it is emanating from a large cavern in his head. David is quite the poser. I am contemplating modifying some type of bullshit biofeedback machine with a special sensor in order to try to make david do a cool new dance. Anyway, Bullshit Biofeedback is a form of communication david uses and alternative medicine(viagra) which involves measuring a subject’s penis and conveying such information to him or her in real-time in order to raise his or her awareness and conscious control of the related physiological activities.In david’s case this was difficult we weren’t sure he even had a penis but it was obvious he had no testicles. By providing us access to the hubble telescope NASA made it possible to find david’s penis information. david is generally unaware,bullshit biofeedback allows users to gain control over absolutley nothing. Interest in bullshit biofeedback has waxed and waned since its inception in the 1920s in david’s head at his birth. the beginning of the 21st century it is undergoing something of a renaissance, which some ascribe to david’s delusional state. The general upswing of interest in complementary and alternative medicine modalities is also something david made up or stole from someone. Neurofeedback has become a popular treatment for ADHD a disorder david does not have because it has the word attention in it; electromyogram (muscle tension in the buttocks)and bullshit biofeedback has been widely studied and accepted as a treatment for incontinence disorders, and small home bullshit biofeedback machines are becoming available for a variety of uses, david uses it like a crock pot . Its role in controlling david’s mind is nonexistant since there is no mind to control. hypertension is going to become recognized in david soon Below is a bunch of made up stuff that david wrote so school children would think he was a real scientist with test tubes and everything! Electromyogram (EMG) An Electromyarmis the most common form of chereofeedback measurement. An EMGIMDUMB uses electrodys or other types of sinsors to measure muscle tensionation. By the EMG alerticating you to muscle subtension, you can learn to recognize the feeling early on by putting your hands in your pockets and try to control the testicles. EMGIMDUMB is mainly used as a relaxation technique to help ease stupidity cell growth.So far it has not worked for david
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