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Hey watcha got in the box?

Hey, watcha got in the box?

Current mood: cheerful

Ok so I’m watching a video showing Chris Moon using Frank’s Box. And I can tell you this the whole thing reeks of crap. At the beginning some chick asks Chris if he gets answers to his questions and he tells her “all the time”. The first thought that comes to mind about this whole ‘box’ thing is what are the chances that spirits would comunicate through such a box. I mean there are so many different radio frequencies the chances that anything would or would want to use the am or fm bands seems very unlikely.

There is a funny part where everyone is looking at the box listening and somebody knocks something over and everybody just about shits themselves. The next thing which makes no sense to me is when the spirit seems to be trying to tell Chris and the other mental giants in the room where there are some secret papers in a secret closet. The only problem is they don’t know who it is and they don’t know where the spirit is from. One guy actually asks “where are you transmitting from?” Like the spirit is gonna say “I’m at a payphone, down by the docks”. Then after the spirit asks them to tear up a bunch of shit, it seems Chris realizes that the story is lame and the session is ended. Of course Chris informs the spirit technicians that it is lunch time for us in this world in case they felt like we were making up some excuse not to talk to them anymore.

Chris also blogs that those boxes are dangerous and people are opening holes and letting all the bad spirits in. Now I go to Radio Shack on occasion to purchase various things, it is a cool store. I never realized that Radio Shack was going to bring about hell on earth. The people who work there all seem so friendly, not real bright , but friendly. Now poor Chris has all the dumb shits calling him to fix the mistakes they made and he is too busy for that, so all you non- chosen people, please quit fucking around with that damn box, we have enough evil on earth already! At least wait til Chris has had time to locate the other 26 people who can help fix the results of your meddling.

Chris Moon also had a ‘Huge don’t miss event’ where if you paid $25 you could listen to Chris talk about the TTTD and the first twenty-five could ask a question of the box. After reading my ‘invite’ I thought, $25 bucks is a lot of money to listen to somebody talk about a box, oh wait, two 15 minute breaks, that makes it only and hour and a half! Well I can go two hours talking without a break, it seems easy enough to do, and if i can get at least $416 an hour you can bet I will be more than happy to do so. Shit I will talk all god damn day for that kinda money! The lady promoting the event listed the following as the reasons for the cost cause I guess some had the same feelings about the cost as I did. Here they are:

1. I am putting in a great deal of time, effort and my own personal funds for the advertising and promotions of this event.

2. (truly the one reason) It is my hope that charging a fee will keep the majority of knuckle heads who’s only concern would be to disrupt the entire event.

How noble is that? I can only assume that she was going to refund money afterwords to all the people who were not considered ‘riff raff’ because they had managed to show how obediant, I mean, mature they were during the ‘huge event’. She went on to say

“this will be a two hour event that will address many of the current allegations and controversy. I, personally, am alarmed at the turn this topic has taken. It would appear that many people would much rather state opinions without knowledge than attempt to avail themselves of all information. The inability for open-mindedness is a huge defect in the paranormal community. ” Maybe that’s because it cost too fuckin much to hear some people ‘address’ the issues.

“My hope would be, after you read this, that you reconsider your thoughts of me being a “hoaxster” and consider that I am a fellow colleague concerned with providing the community an opportunity to explore the most controversial topic we’ve had. ” Yes, I am concerned that you consider yourself to be showing you are concerned.

“Thank you for your reply and ability to express your concerns.”

Um….your welcome?……………………wait……. What just happened?

Ok, I realize to some I may come off as just bad-mouthing the box, I’m sorry, but it does not make any sense to me. Why wouldn’t you hear the spirits talking to you through the static on your TV? And why don’t the spirits ask God to give them their own radio station? Surely the communication between the living and the dead is important enough to get them a FCC license. And the thirty ‘chosen’ people who can use it properly? What the hell are those slackers waiting for? Don’t they realize Chris and the three others (who are they anyway?) have a terrible burden placed on them? The ’sound techs’ in the afterlife? What a load of shit. Does that mean after I die I have to get ANOTHER fucking job? Great….with my luck I’ll get a gig as one of those techs and I’ll spend all fricken day listening to people say shit like “hello grammy it’s me Timmy, I’m sorry I killed your rose bush by running it over with my big-wheel. And ‘ Honey it’s me, sorry you didn’t look both ways when you crossed that street,… you looked nice at your funeral though. I just wanted to say remember when I said I never slept with your sister? That wasn’t completely true…..the sleeping part that is.”

Wonderful, at least I won’t have to stress about medical coverage, that is unless diseases can become ghosts too.

Now to those of you who are wondering why I’m writing this…..

Last night the antenna fell off my radio and in the resulting static a voice could be heard saying “That box, it’s not meant to provide any body a way to take people’s money’ so I guess that makes me 5 doesn’t it? Yipee…I’m not quitting my day job.